Austin Powers - Daddy Wasn't There

Daddy, daddy wasn't there
Daddy, daddy wasn't there
To take me to the fair
It seems he doesn't care
Daddy wasn't there
Daddy, daddy wasn't there
To change my underwear
It seems he doesn't care
Daddy wasn't there
When I was first baptized
When I was criticized
When I was ostracized
When I was Jazzercized
Steak and kidney pies
When I was modernized
When I was circumcised
Daddy wasn't there
When I was first baptized
When I was criticized
When I was ostracized
When I was Jazzercized
Steak and kidney pies
When I was modernized
When I was circumcised
Daddy wasn't there
To take me to the fair
To change my underwear
Daddy wasn't there
Daddy wasn't there peace
If you got a daddy issue
Here's a daddy tissue
D to the A to the D D Y
D to the A to the D D Y
They say it's just a fact
But I've got a dead beat dad
D to the A to the D D Y
D to the A to the D D Y
I'd sit in my room and cry
And I ask myself the reason why
D to the A to the D D Y
D to the A to the D D Y
Daddy, daddy, daddy
D A D D Y, peace