B 52s - Monster

There's a monster in my pants and it does a nasty dance
when it moves in and out everybody starts to shout
monster AHHH! monster ahhh.. get out of here monster! monster! monster! get out of here
monster! there's a monster in my pants and it does a naughty dance
when it sees the light of day you can hear the people say
oh no a monster! oh no a monster! oh no oh oh oh no
a giant monster monster! monster! oh no a giant monster!
Shut the window bolt the door don't wanna see that monster no more
Shut the window bolt the door don't wanna see that monster no more
there's a monster in my pants and it does a modern dance
when it comes into a room people hit it with a broom
take that, monster! take that, monster! take it! take it! take that you awful thing!
take that AAAAH! take that aaaah... take that you naughty thing
they don't wear pants on the other side of France
but they do wear fleece to protect them from the beast
monster! monster! oh gee a pregnant monster!
there's a monster on the run and it wants to have some fun
when it flies into the air all the people stop and stare
the guys give a yell (uuuuh!) and the girls start to shriek (AAAH!)
when they see it's giant claws and it's razor sharp beak
guy: gosh will you look at that thang!
girl: and I thought dinosaurs were extinct!