Bob Schneider: Tokyo

I went where all the girls are beautiful
Golden hair and radiant smiles
Cocaine high oblivion to pain
It made me feel so inadequate
And insane for the feel good feeling
High inside their helium trancemade vapor
Feeling grim and grimy
Oh

Tokyo's not far enough away
To where I wanna be today

But lonely ain't a word with me
Absurd you see in crowded rooms
That's where it hits me
Splits me right in half
Out spills the emptiness
No one wants to talk with someone cut in two
And acting werewolf crazy
Hairdooed and out of control
Would you like some company
No thanks I've had my fill today

Tokyo's not far enough away
Oh No...
Tokyo's not far enough away

I wanna ride this party off into the sunset
It's a mystery to see that girl over there
With the beer and the queer
Looking so debonair and she don't care about this
This looking so good feeling so fine
Motherfucker that I be
Cold chilling in the place
Taste yes I've got it any more
Got the cold dinty moore
And dental damns and Irish ham and rocket jam oh

Cause Tokyo's not far enough away from where I want to be...
Today
Oh No...
Cause Tokyo's not far enough away from where I want to be...
Today

I don my fake fur feather boa just like Noah
An I'm tiger skin an I'm fucking mackin
the clones ain't got no style just wait a while
Turn on the dial and see my face with cuties
Gettin so much booty
It's my duty to rock this fucker like Stan Getz
Get your paws off my cigarettes
I smoke sherman you german looking vermin
You're squirmin now

Tokyo's not far enough away from where I want to be...
Today
Oh no Tokyo's not far enough away from where I want to be...
Today
Oh no Tokyo's not far enough away from where I want to be...
Today