Bone Thugs-N-Harmony - Ghetto cowboy

{Horses galloping. Horses neighing} -Refrain- You better count your money (Felicia Ghetto Cowboy) Krayzie The name is Krayzie Big, Bad-Ass Bone; wanted up north for all the gold that I stole Along with some cash/ Even took the mayor's daughter; Now that there's kidnappin' But she was with it so I brought her/ Then got myself into a whole heap of trouble Double-crossed by the law so there's nobody to run to/ Yeah, it's just me and my sawed-off shotgun Outlaw call him Leatherface{gunshot} I'm headed for the West; Heard they got a couple banks in town that ain't been held up yet/ Well, uh, I oughta make it by sundown/ I figure that's enough time for me to get the whole rundown/ So I continue my mission/ It's gettin' dark/ So I'm watchin' for them damn Injuns They like to catch you/ Then they rob and split/ I be a rootin' tootin' shootin' damn fool Protectin' my chips/ All of a sudden/ I heard somebody rumble in the bushes/ Stop my horse {Horse neigh} "Whoa, Nellie! Who in the bushes? You better speak out/ Or I'm a let my shotgun song sing out Thug Queen Who is this? I hope this ain't the law/ Jump out the bushes with my sawed-off shotgun Krayzie C'mon out right now, I'm gettin' angry/ Took a step back, cuz it could get dangerous Thug Queen Please don't shoot; It's just me Thug Queen, the horse-stealer Krayzie Then why the hell is you hidin' in them bushes? Thug Queen I'm wanted in 4 counties for armed robbery; Killed to 2 sheriffs, 6 of his best men with my hand/ Stole 2 horses/ Thought you was the law, that's why I jumped in the bushes Krayzie Goondess/ Now, she was hotter than the barrel on fire, but I could use her for the job So I told her to ride "C'mon" Thug Queen May I ask you what you headed to the West for? Krayzie I got a partner, got a plan for some dough, and if you're down/ You can pick up yourself a pretty penny/ Be in town in a minute/ Now be sure if you're with it Thug Queen We out before the sun rise/ Gotta stallion for your partner to ride Hit the saloon for the moonshine/ Down for whatever; Let's ride, let's ride Krayzie These directions say we go to Tucson, Arizona/ When we arrive/ We'll cop a place we can bunk And meet my boy in the mornin' for details and hook-ups -Refrain- {Rooster crowing} Krayzie Rise and shine! Good mornin'; Howdy/ 9 o'clock we meet my boy in the saloon in the valley Now, I done came a long way and I don't wanna be late Thug Queen Tell him I make you toke, cuz you know we ain't Krayzie Move out! Giddyup, Giddyup, Giddyup {Whip cracks, horses neigh} -Refrain- Layzie I'm peepin' Krayzie's wanted poster in the saloon/ So I assume it'll be trouble around here pretty soon Glance across the room I see this youngster getting ready to fight, but if he mess up the night I think that Krayzie just might take his life/ So I approach him and I pause "Look, man" "I really don't wanna brawl, but won't you chill before them laws come messin' up this masterplan?" Since he already rowdy I just asked the man "Hey! You want some work? Well, partner Put in your bid and by the way; Now what's your name? They call me Layzie the Kid" Powder The name's Powder P, can I get a 12 gauge? Outlaw; Everyday on the front page Mister Kid, if you give me the lowdown/ Me and Black Jack be ready for the showdown With 2 double-barrels pointed at whatever/ We'll stick together; I'm purdy clever Layzie So saddle up; Jump on the bandwagon because it's all goin' down I heard a guy run in the bar screamin' "Krayzie's in town!" Krayzie "Now when we get to the saloon/ You don't worry/ Wait outside And don't be stealin' nobody's damn horses!" Step inside the bar "Lay the Kid, you son of a gun!" Layzie "Hey, man I'm glad you made it safely, now let's go have some fun And this my partner Powder; He's a young gun Powder "Howdy" Krayzie "Mighty glad to meet you, son/ Oh yeah, y'know I also brought a friend along" "Meet Thug Queen, the horse peddler/ Straggler; Just met her" Thug Queen "Howdy, partner/ Already got the horses saddled up" Layzie "I hope you good at robbin' banks like you rustle that cattle up" Powder "Now, Y'all it's gon' be gettin' dark real soon" Krayzie "I think you're right/ I say we move/ C'mon, let's move out!" Giddyup/ Giddyup/ Giddyup/ Move out! {Whip cracks, horses neigh} -Refrain-