Cake - Short Skirt/Long Jacket

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

I want a girl with the right allocations
Who is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's playing with her jewelry
She's putting up her hair
She's touring the facility
and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket

I want a girl who gets up early
(gets up early!)
I want a girl who stays up late
(stays up late!)
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
(uninterrupted!)
Who uses a machete, to cut through red tape

With fingernails that shine like justice
and a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
She's touring the facility
and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket

I want a girl with the smooth liquidation
(smooth liquidation!)
I want a girl with good dividends
(good dividends!)
At Citibank we will meet accidentally
(meet accidentally!)
Trade stock-tip talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a car with a cup holder-arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen
She's trading her MG for a white, Chrysler Le Baron
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket