Caulfields - Where Are They Now?

Whirligig
Where Are They Now?
People stay the same throughout the ages
Looking for a change is still courageous
>From dungeons to death camps to furnished cages
It makes me wonder if Darwinism is just another load of intellecutal jizz
And how!

CHORUS
Where are they now?
What would they say if we met today
You'd think they'd get it right somehow
Where are they now?

If you really want to own a shotgun
The Constitution says it's your right to bear one
'Cause if you're in a fight why make it a fair one
It makes me wonder just why we bother
With every little burp from a founding father's mouth

Where are they now?
What would they say if we met today
You'd think they'd take it back somehow
Where are they now?

Everybody loves the perfect scandal
If the shoe fits, torches rise from candles
>From Cinderella's slipper to Jesus' sandals
It makes me wonder if the Holy Bible is what I want to swear upon
When I'm on trial

Wow! Where are they now?
Where are they now?
What would they say if we met today
I'm pretty sure they'd have a cow
Where are they now?