Chris Mars - Car Camping

(Intro)
Man: "Well, whaddaya say we walk around and get another pile o' wood?"
Jim Mars: "Nah, let's drive."

I smell a skunk.
(Sniff)
There's beer in the trunk..
We'll howl tonight.
The fishing is good.
We'll piss in the woods.
We'll burn big fires.
Don't forget the TV and the canned goods.

(Chorus)
Leave the city doors behind.
Open just a crack.
If it's raining, we'll turn back.
We're Car Camping it.
We're Car Camping it.
Yeah.

Ants in our beer
(Burp)
and bugs in our tents,
but we'll hack that.
We made a choice
to make enough noise
to wake the camp.
Don't forget the boombox and the lawnchairs.

(Chorus)

(Bridge)
We're just a bunch of clumsy campers.
Raising a ruckus by the fire.
With all the creature comforts of home.
We'll retire...before the fire's...out.

(Dogs barking)
It's all quiet now(2x)

(Instrumental Break)

We'll go into town to make a phone call

To regress for five straight nights.
Back to troglodytes.
That's a little much to ask.
We're Car Camping it.
We're Car Camping it.

Leave the city doors behind.
Open just a crack.
If it's raining, we'll turn back.
We're Car Camping it.
We're Car Camping it.
We're Car Camping it.
We're Car Camping it.
Yeah.

(Horn Honking)