Chumbawamba - Desmond

British champion for fifty years Easily beats all his challengers Bored of always being the best Hed rather be like all the rest Miscuing shots and fluffing smashes Missing the table and losing matches Now with pressure from above He was forced to carry on Youre the best, dont you want to win?To which he replied with a cheeky grin Im bored of always being the best Id rather be like all the rest!Desmond rebelled, now he plays for fun He loses a game now and then He enjoys it, though, playing for pleasure Without the competition, without the pressure Miscuing shots and fluffing smashes Missing the table and losing matches