D12: Lies & rumors

They say that one little lie turns into another. Then you go and cheatBy the time you know it, you all wrapped up in a whole bunch of seaweedYou should listen to your mama and listen to your daddy when they try to speakAnd tell you that there's just too many fishes in the sea.No, no, no, no, no, no no no.No, no, no, no, no, no no no.No, no, no, no, no, no no no.No, no, no, no, no, no no no.No, no, no, no, no, no no no.No, no, no, no, no, no no no.No, no, no, no, no, no no no.No, no, no, no, no, no no no.Now this thing here, no cause concern, butIt's just another story about a shark eating wormsIt's not a riddle, but subliminally catches onHow one little lie can turn into a bigger oneWhen I was a young guppy in the seaYou could see all the bigger fish picking on meCause they knew I didn't really have the guard or bulletAnd the other sharks that have teeth sharper than meI'm a never-ending story about a shark this bigThe load of kids that got an act for fizzSo sit back, kick back with a bag of chipsWhile I tell you bout something stupid I didI'm off to work but I'm late (hey) But what can I say? (hey)I'm cool with the boss and of course it's a paydayWe reachin' the weekend and I'll be treatin' my babyTypical day, dude's in the way But hey wait!Shark's in the water. Gotta duck in the corner til I'm caughtI'm a talk and a walk where I wannaeatin' the seaweed. Sippin' this green tea.Big fish in this small world. They'll all believe me For knocking a shark off, protecting my city They all grab my CD and now I'm a popular rock star.Like it or not though. I'm a marvelous artist.Working my hardest and becoming a starfish.Now what am I to do? The boss is on my back.I gotta follow his orders when sharks attackIt's a dangerous scene. But I'm a Rasta manCross me and my brother, it will cost ya, man.And this little pip squeak is gettin' on my nerves.So my tentacles should give him just what he deserves.So you better swim fast cause I'm after yaAnd go and hide inside the mouth of a clam or somethin'.Cause I'm out and about. I'm bad news.A henchman - a jellyfish with an attitude. So listen. Swim for your life cause I'm on your tailSo frightenin' I scare a snail outta it's shell.I love this liquid. I'm silly when I'm in it and I bet(This water we're standing in is wet. Duh.)What do you expect from me? I'm a platinum Jack Dempsey. Trying to get a fee.And everybody know that I'm the G of the sea.I just knocked this shark off. The dude tried to eat me.I guess he didn't like me. It might be because I'm a Pisces.They always try to take me lightly. So why the trouble?I just wanna hustle and multiply bubbles and pump my muscles.I don't want to make a mistake cause these fishermen will set you upAnd I ain't fallin' for the bait Daddy what are we gonna do with a fish with a tattoo? We're gonna eat him. What do you think?I'm a lion fish with dreams of making it big.House in the ocean, three ugly kids.And why everybody keep on picking on me?I'm the sexiest, prettiest fish in the sea.Heck no. I ain't nobody dishCause I'm in love with Angie the beautiful angelfish [kissing sound]Give me a kiss babyI'm running from the white sharkYou are trying to make me crazy.