Da Vinci's Notebook: Road Rage

(spoken)Yeah brother
Hear me now
Mmm mmm mmm yeah
That's right uh! Yeah.
Let me tell you a story about my life.

Hey you get off of my back
If you try to cut in
I ain't given slack you know

Don't try to get smart
Don't jump in my lane
Unless you want my bumper
To be part of your frame

Well I ain't psychotic
And I don't own a knife
I said I got a real job
I got a real wife

My voice gets loud
My middle finger is active
But settle down Hoss
This ain't no Gameboy Interactive

(Chorus)
Cause when I'm out on the road
I've got to be in control
Where I can road rage, road rage, road rage
I wanna road rage, road rage, road rage
I'm gonna road rage, road rage, road rage
Well when I'm out on the road I've gotta be in control

Don't try to race me
You know I'm super sonic
This road has one king
And I'm Napoleonic!

You know I'm driving
On a highway I happen to own
You're riding in the middle
Of this battle zone

You say I'm gonna bite it
Or get caught by the cops
But I have my rights
And I'm not gonna stop

If you force the issue
I'll give you a surprise
You'll wind up on the shoulder
When I cut you down to size

(Chorus)
Cause when I'm out on the road
I've got to be in control
Where I can road rage, road rage, road rage
(spoken) Dig this
Rooooaaaad Rage
(spoken) Yeah
Road rage, road rage, road rage
Cause when I'm out on the road
I've got to be in control

(spoken)Ah.
Oh goody, goody gumdrops.
Here we go.
Wait a minute.
What.. what the heck?
What?
What is that?
What?
What's happening?
No, officer.
What, officer?
I didn't see that kid.
What do you mean, I violated the law?
You..ah.. ah.. No!
No, this is my road!
He got in my way!
What do you mean?
He should have been watching for me!
Doesn't he understand that this is my road?!
Doesn't he understand that I make my rules?
Didn't he see?
I mean didn't he see?
Didn't he see?
I mean come oooonnnnn.
I want my mommy!
She knows what I need.

Cause when I'm out on the road
I've got to be in control
Oh when I'm out on the road
I wanna be in control
Oh when I'm out on the road
I got to be in control