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Well I'm getting kinda bored
My friends are moving to LA
And I'm not that horny lately
So I might as well try going gay
Wouldn't that be cool
To put everything at stake
To get my dick sucked properly
Or so they say
And it could be a good high
Or a bad low
It could be good high
Or a bad low
Cause what if I get busted
Caught with my pants down
With both hands in the cookie jar
with a smile
What if this guy catch my eye
And dad's reaction
When I introduce my new friend
He's got a mustache and a piercing
What if this guy catch my eye
What if I'm a homo in denial
Until I die
Until I die
Well I'm begging for a change
That's exactly what I need
And I find myself stuck
Caught in a homosexual scene
Long legs, hairy ass, and g-strings
Well you don't need a degree
To see what I mean
Is it a good high
Or a bad low
Is it a good high
Or a bad low
Cause what if I get busted
Caught with my pants down
With both hands in the cookie jar
with a smile
What if this guy catch my eye
And dad's reaction
When I introduce my new friend
He's got a mustache and a piercing
What if this guy catch my eye
What if I'm a homo in denial
What if I'm a homo in denial
What if I'm a homo in denial
Until I die
Until I die
