Didjits - Freak Show

People push me around and they call me a freak
Make fun of my friends and they say I stink
But I killed my mammy on the day I was born
Scared the doctor half to death with my antelope horn

Met the mongoose woman, that's when I was saved
A beard on her face and her pussy is shaved
Had a little baby boy and he looked like a frog
When Momma serves supper, he barks like a dog

Kick some ass tonight!
At the freak show!

Got four legs and a dick that can see
Reptile skin like a gator should be
Daddy sold me to the circus when I was three
I'm nine feel tall and half a foot wide
How much would you pay for a coat of my hide?

I live in a tent and I sleep in the hay
Ringmaster beats me with a whip all day
Brings his girl to see us, shows off his sluts
One of these days, we'll eat out his guts

Kick some ass tonight!
At the freak show!