Eminem: My Name Is (Clean)

Chorus x2
Hi,
my name is (what)
my name is (huh)
my name is [ChikaChika] marshall marthers
Hi,
my name is (what)
my name is (who)
my name is [ChikaChika] Slim Shady
[Eminem]
Excuse me?
Can I have the attention of the class, for one second?
Hi kids, do you like violence(yeah, yeah!)
wanna see me stick nine-inch nails
through each one of my eyelids.(uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like
i did dry 'cid and get messed up
worse than my life is (huh?)
My brain's dead weight I'm tryin
to get my head straight but I
can't figure out which Spice Girl
i wanna impregnate.
And Dr. Dre said (Slim Shady you
a bass head) uh-uh! (then why's
your face red, man youre wasted)
Well since age twelve I felt like
a caged elf who stayed to himself in one space
chasing his tail
Got ticked off and ripped Pamela
Lee's lips off kissed em and said
i didn't know silcone was sposed to be this soft
Im about to pass out and crash
and fall on the grass faster than a
fat man who sat down too fast.
Come here lady (Shady wait a minute
that's my girl dog) I don't give a
damn, God sent me to piss the world
off.
Chorus x2
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in jr. high
Thanks a lot; next semester Ill be 35
I smacked him in his face with an
eraser chased him wit a stapler and
told him to change the grade on the paper
Walked in a strip club, had my
jacket zipped up served the
bartender and and walked out with the
tip cup.
Extra-terrestrial runnin' over pedestrians,
in a space ship while they're screaming at me
(let's just be friends).
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was
lied to. I just found out my mom does
more dope than I do.
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous
rapper make a record about doin drugs
and name it after her.
You know you blew up wit the women
rush your stands and try to touch
your hands like some screamin Usher
fans.
This guy White Castle asked me for
my autograph so I signed it 'Dear
Dave, Thanks for the support *******
Chorus x2
Hi,
my name is (what)
my name is (who)
my name is [*scratch*] Slim Shady
Hi,
my name is (what)
my name is (who)
my name is [*scratch*] Slim Shady
Stop the tape, this kid needs to be
locked away! (Get Him!!)
Dr. Dre don't just stand there,
OPERATE!!!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too
scary to die. I'll rather be carried
inside a cemetery and buried alive.
Am I comin or goin, I can barely
decide I just drank a fifth of Kool-aid,
dare me to drive. (Go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived I
ain't had a woman in years, my palms
are too hairy to hide.
Clothes rip like the Incredible Hulk (riiiip!)
I spit when I talk (ach-poo!), I **** anything
that walks. (come here!)
When I was little I used to get so
hungry I would throw fits (how you
gonna breast feed me mom you ain't
got no tits). WAAAAA!!
I lay awake and strap myself in bed,
with a bulletproof vest on and tap
myself in the head.
And I'm steamin mad (GRRR!), and by the way
when you see my dad, ask him if he bought a porno mag
to see my ass
Chorus
Hi,
my name is (what)
my name is (who)
my name is [*scratch*] Slim Shady
Hi,
my name is (what)
my name is (who)
my name is [*scratch*] Slim Shady
Hi,
my name is (what)
my name is (who)
my name is [*scratch*] Slim Shady
Hi,
my name is (what)
my name is (who)
my name is [*scratch*] Slim Shady