Faction - Why save the whales

Funds collected in a humane cause, to rescue a mammal with enormous jaws One ate Pinocchio but you don't care Solicit money using solemn stares Acting educated, put on your act You make people think you've got the facts You study films, keep up on the news How could anyone be as noble as you Why save the whales, let's save us Give me the money, I'll open a trust You think the whales would save me and you, all they do is swim and spew This fetish for fish has got to end A helping hand I will not lend There's too much wrong here on the land, who cares what lives beyond the sand Green Peace is snaking all our loot for that humongous monster that they think is cute I bet if I were swimming way out at sea, one of those things would make lunch outta me.