Fishbone - IF I WERE A... I'D (Another Version)

If I believed everything I saw on television
I'd...

Think like Brady Bunch
Eat Wendy's for lunch
Drive a Datsun Subaru and never question much
Get a 9 to 5, never have a life
Married at 20 have 2 kids then divorce my wife
Then I'll be a cop! And I won't be stopped
Power trippin' robot just chewin' off your ear

==Track 8==

If I were a society
I'd...

Take it all apart, look at history
Majority society just ain't right for me
This minority so they label me
Well you can kiss my black ass
Cos you ain't given' me
Peace of mind and will, so I want to kill...Politicians and Police
Hey! "Let's Make A Deal"

==Track 13==

If I were a dead kernel in the Marine Corps
I'd...

Buy a bunch of drugs
Tell a bunch of lies
Trade the hostages for missiles flyin' in the skies
People become whores to back the corporate wars...
Vietnam, Nicaragua. Oh help us my Lord!
People never see what should really be
Spreading their disease on them and you and me!

==Track 16==

If I had a choice
I'd...

Buy myself a gun, dress up like a nun
Kill the KKK and consider it some fun
Get a mob together overthrow the show
Majority minority all the same as one
No more politicians, no more crooked cops
Unity against them they will have a loss

And fuck the meter maids, fuck 'em
That's just the way I feel man!