Frank Zappa: Call any vegetable

CALL ANY VEGETABLE CALL IT BY NAME CALL ONE TODAY WHEN YOU GET OFF THE TRAIN CALL ANY VEGETABLE AND THE CHANCES ARE GOOD THAT THE VEGETABLE WILL RESPOND TO YOU (SOME PEOPLE DON'T GO FOR PRUNES... I DON'T KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS FOUND THAT IF THEY...) CALL ANY VEGETABLE PICK UP YOUR PHONE THINK OF A VEGETABLE LONELY AT HOME CALL ANY VEGETABLE AND THE CHANCES ARE GOOD THAT A VEGETABLE WILL RESPOND TO YOU RUTABAGA, RUTABAGA, RUTABAGA, RUTABAGA, RUTABAY-Y-Y-Y... (A PRUNE ISN'T REALLY A VEGETABLE... CABBAGE IS A VEGETABLE...) NO ONE WILL KNOW IF YOU DON'T WANT TO LET THEM KNOW NO ONE WILL KNOW 'LESS IT'S YOU THAT MIGHT TELL THEM SO CALL AND THEY'LL COME TO YOU SMILING AND COVERED WITH DEW VEGETABLES DREAM, VEGETABLES DREAM, VEGETABLES DREAM, OF RESPONDING TO YOU STANDING THERE SHINY AND PROUD BY YOUR SIDE HOLDING YOUR JOINT WHILE THE NEIGHBORS DECIDE WHY IS A VEGETABLE SOMETHING TO HIDE? A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T BOTHER ABOUT THEIR FRIENDS IN THE VEGETABLE KINGDOM. THEY THINK: OH, AH, WHAT CAN I SAY? WHAT CAN A PERSON LIKE MYSELF SAY TO A VEGETABLE? BUT THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE, MY FRIENDS: JUST CALL, AND TELL THEM HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT MUFFINS... PUMPKINS... WAX PAPER... CALEDONIA, MAHOGANIES, ELBOWS... GREEN THINGS IN GENERAL... AND SOON, A NEW RAPPORT... YOU AND YOUR NEW LITTLE GREEN AND YELLOW BUDDIES, GROOVING TOGETHER... OH NO! MAINTAINING YOUR COOLNESS TOGETHER! WORSHIPPING TOGETHER IN THE CHURCH OF YOUR CHOICE... (ONLY IN AMERICA...) CALL ANY VEGETABLE CALL IT BY NAME YOU GOTTA CALL ONE TODAY WHEN YOU GET OFF THE TRAIN CALL ANY VEGETABLE AND THE CHANCES ARE GOOD WOW! THAT THE VEGETABLE WILL RESPOND TO YOU! OH NO! CAN YOU SEE THEM RESPONDING? THE PUMPKIN IS BREATHING HARD...H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H--H--H--H--H--H--H--H--H--H--H--H--H! (WHAT A PUMPKIN!)