Frank Zappa - Soft-sell conclusion

A lot of people don't bother about their friends in the vegetable kingdom. They think: Oh, ah, what can I say? What can a person like myself say to a vegetable? But the answer is simple, my friends: Just call, and tell them how you feel about muffins...pumpkins...wax paper...Caledonia, Mahoganies, elbows ...green things in general...and soon, a new rapport...you and your new little green and yellow buddies, grooving together...Oh, no! Maintaining your coolness together! Worshipping together in the church of your choice...(only in America...)* Call any vegetable Call it by name Aw, you gotta call one today When you get off the train Call any vegetable And the chances are good WOW! That the vegetable will *RESPOND* to you *Oh, no! Can you see them responding? The pumpkin is breathing hard...h-h-h-h h-h-h-H-H-H-H-H-H-H - H - HHHHHHHHHHHH! (What a pumpkin!)