Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

Act I

SCENE SEVEN
WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?

Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, joe makes a horrible
discovery...

Joe:
Why does it hurt when i pee?
Why does it hurt when i pee?
I don't want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when i pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'n' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
ARRGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!OOOOO!!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas (Rattle)
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh god i probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-eee-ai-eee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when I
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?