Frankie Castle: Aberzombies

Wearin' flip-flops with no beach in sight
Here comes the hip-hop to turn bleak to light

Slow moving shoppers dressed to kill the mood
Approved spring offers to impress fellow teenyboppers
Keep your lockers filled with shallow fad vindicators
Indicating status forcing culture in a respirator
MTV bitting, linking buying sprees to advertising
Strategizing corperate monkeys sipping drinks and fraternizing
Pool-side, Tool Pride, helping cool die
Mr. Green in the Study with the Money making youth cry
Who's scruffy lookin'? I don't wanna have to shave
And spike my hair with chemicals and dress nice just to get laid
Spent decades evading the propaganda
Got lectured in my Miranda, foiled escape to Canada
It's the rise of Talking Dead crumpled short sporting
Zombie-types that they talk about on George Noory
I'd rather be High-Scoring listening to Rappin' Rodney
Run his mouth then roam around the earth like brainless Aberzombies

Main stream, everybody on the same team
These Abercrombie zombies are really to gettin' to me
I said main stream, everybody on the same team
These Hot Topic blockheads are dreaming the same dream
I said main stream, everybody on the same team
These Abercrombie zombies are really to gettin' to me
I said main stream, everybody on the same team
These Hot Topic blockheads are all dreaming the same dream

Whatever happened pong and counter-culture
And music that pissed of our parents off and rocked like it's sopposed to?
Reality shows that everyone is boring
By hiring clever editors our Neilsons are soaring
Forewarning mourning over past trends is tantamount
To word-of-mouth campaigning and shaking walls with sensurround
Dead predators lining up at the registers
Preying on the latest craze while hunted down by creditors
Dazed and amused by anything seen on television
Decision defecient denizens with lazy attitudes
Praise the confused minions without opinions
Nabbing children, condemning people by the billions
To strenuious torcher, telling zombies to want more
Convincing folks one does not simply walk into Mordor
Tell the Nerdcorps Battalion to man their battle stations
Horizen amassing Aberzombies mounting their invasion

Main stream, everybody on the same team
American Eagle speil is really to gettin' to me
I said main stream, everybody on the same team
The Urban Outfitter counterfeits are dreaming the same dream
Main stream, everybody on the same team
These Abercrombie zombies are really to gettin' to me
I said main stream, everybody on the same team
These Hot Topic blockheads are all dreaming the same dream

Steady troops we're surronded on all fronts
Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up
We gotta hostage by the name of Tommy Hilfiger
So ya'll better step back and let me think clearer
Nothing's stoppin' 'em, they just keep on shoppin' and
Coppin' everything they can get their grubby little fingers on
No agenda wandering aimlessly from store to store
It's like a real life George Romero metaphore
Keep your distance, this ain't none of our business
We must resist this urge of aquisition
I nixed shampoos though brainwash was noble
Watch 'em trick, scam fools to keep the bastards hopeful
Just like Istanbul was Constantinople
They were goddamn cool now they're conman mogouls
Spawn mad totals keeping 'em far above the evil red
Appealing instead to youth culture rather then the real men
Turning kids to braindead heathens running circles
Now Frankie Castle's gotta schedule rehersals amid commercials
Mass produced outfits to help weed out individuals
"Don't mix the GAP with Old Navy or you'll be ridiculed"
A million shirts with Che Guavera lacking uniqe flair
James Van Der Beek or those sisters from "Sister Sister"
Assassinate the Moonman and establish my own freak flag
Until I assemble enough lunar citizens to play a game of freeze tag
You're it cowboy now go gain you own characteristics
The simplistic style you've chosen clashes with more diverse interests
It's time for the Isle of Misfits to rise up and take control
Everybody trade in all your tickets for a million bouncy balls
Pull out your contacts wear your taped geeky glasses
No more shilling for the masses, here's your book of free e-passes
Keep It Simple Sucker, gimme a Complete Idiots Guide
To the Galaxy For Dummies, or at least bring the reprise

Main stream, everybody on the same team
Banana Republicans are really to gettin' to me
I said main stream, everybody on the same team
These PacSun wack ones are all dreaming the same dream