Funkoars - The Greatest Hit

Hey Steady, Yeah we should get some girl going like "hooow" and shit for the chorus.
I could probably do it like this "HOOW"

You are not Jesus
You just nailed now you must bail
Hanging around's out of the question
I'm dropping the confession.
Cause gotta live a lotta shots and take it to her like a soccer lesson
She play the goal keeper
Soul reason i'm here is to retire old with a pole eater

Ladies! Is that bun in the oven?
Want some lovin'? Better suck that gut in!

Urrh, they should've left you where they found ya,
The girls got traffic cuz they cant move around her,
They're like "I am beautifuuuul",
I guess again you're better off making friends with lesbians!

It sounds sick but I love a dumb chick,
When the smartest thing coming 'outta their mouths my dick,

Heads swell again,
Hip size is irrelevant,
Aslong as their throat can take more than a pelicans,

So throw your centrelink cards in the air! Girls!
And wave'em like you just dont care! Ladies!
If you're livin' the dream I wanna hear you scream:
I dont pay full price for bus fare!

For gods sake....
She looked like Olivia Newton John...
Except she was really ugly and had...
Huge balls...