Greg Brown - Bathtub blues

I get so dirty,I get so dirty,I get so dirty,I get so dirty,I get so dirty,Gotta take a bath every night.I wash my nose, scrub my toes,Oh-oh Mama, forgot to take off my clothes.Now I'm swish-swish-swishin',splash, splash, splashin',goosh, goosh, gooshin',slipping and a-sliding,running down the hallway-My Mama's coming after me Papa's coming after me The dog is coming after me I'm afraid they're going to catch me Ob boy, am I in trouble- down the hall I go I fell asleep. I fell asleep.I was lying in the bathtub and I fell asleep.Such a nice warm bathtub, I fell asleep.Such a nice warm bathtub, I fell ...When I woke up in the morning I had turned into to a duck All the kids at school said "Oh, what a fool!He fell asleep in the bathtub!He turned into a duck!"Yea, but I just laughed and then I flew away.I get so dirty,I get so dirty,I get so dirty,I get so dirty,I get so dirty,Gotta take a bath every night.