Gym Class Heroes: Mash up

See there was Ashley, She caught my eyes the very second that she past I kissed her once then she started to harass meShe called all night longI had to buy her a brand new phone and let me seeThere was Melanie,To have a mouth like that should be a felonyWouldn't believe half the shit that she was tellin meI mean dirty vocab. She used to talk like she wasAnd after that there was Tiffany,The one with the cute cousinAre you kiddin me?She had a man but that didn't mean shit to meHe tried to catch us all the time but I was just tooGod Damn smoothAnd can't forget to mention KerryBut the situation quickly got scaryCuz after 2 dates she's like "let's get married"Can you believe that shit? I had to pack my bags andmove!1-2-3-4Where is your boy tonight?I hope he is a gentlemanWhere is your boy tonight?Maybe he won't find out (x2)I'll always remember MonicaThe Jewish chick she'd always get me gifts forhanukahTo me the folks who tried to make me rock the yamakahBut she looked so damn good she almost made my assconvertAnd after that there was LisaYou know she had the twin sister TeresaI bought the - getting pizzaThe greatest night of my life said the rock thatkilled two birds.Remember Erica she had the stank-en-est breath inNorth AmericaI know!Tried to slip her Tic-Tacs but they were scared ofherYeahAnd when we made out I always had to plug my noseAnd I suppose you know ya sistaChill! I swear my hand to God I only kissed herGot a foot fetish but she got a lot of blistersI mean hammer time beat you'd think she had that bugfor toesWhere is your boy tonight?I hope he is a gentlemanWhere is your boy tonight?Maybe he won't find out (x2)Remember KatherineTalked so much I used to make her bring me aspirinBlah blah blah I'm doing fine thanks for askinI even tried to make a muzzle but her mouth just wouldnot quitAnd oh shit, remember Shauna?I hate to bring her up again I didn't wannaThe girl I talked about when I did the dog songYea the poster girl for Made me loose my gripAnd oh shit and there was CrystalThe meth head she used to sniff like a fist fullOne time she chased me down the street with a pistolShe tried to say I took her stash she bugged out andtried to kill my assAnd at last we got KimShe went abroad came back and broke up with meAnd so I ripped up all the letters that she sent meI cried for like 3 days and it was back to my evilwaysWhere is your boy tonight?I hope he is a gentlemanWhere is your boy tonight?Maybe he won't find out (x2)