Gym Class Heroes - Mash up

See there was Ashley, She caught my eyes the very second that she past I kissed her once then she started to harass me She called all night long I had to buy her a brand new phone and let me see There was Melanie,To have a mouth like that should be a felony Wouldn't believe half the shit that she was tellin me I mean dirty vocab. She used to talk like she was And after that there was Tiffany,The one with the cute cousin Are you kiddin me?She had a man but that didn't mean shit to me He tried to catch us all the time but I was just too God Damn smooth And can't forget to mention Kerry But the situation quickly got scary Cuz after 2 dates she's like "let's get married"Can you believe that shit? I had to pack my bags andmove!1-2-3-4Where is your boy tonight?I hope he is a gentleman Where is your boy tonight?Maybe he won't find out (x2)I'll always remember Monica The Jewish chick she'd always get me gifts forhanukah To me the folks who tried to make me rock the yamakah But she looked so damn good she almost made my assconvert And after that there was Lisa You know she had the twin sister Teresa I bought the - getting pizza The greatest night of my life said the rock thatkilled two birds.Remember Erica she had the stank-en-est breath in North America I know!Tried to slip her Tic-Tacs but they were scared ofher Yeah And when we made out I always had to plug my nose And I suppose you know ya sista Chill! I swear my hand to God I only kissed her Got a foot fetish but she got a lot of blisters I mean hammer time beat you'd think she had that bugfor toes Where is your boy tonight?I hope he is a gentleman Where is your boy tonight?Maybe he won't find out (x2)Remember Katherine Talked so much I used to make her bring me aspirin Blah blah blah I'm doing fine thanks for askin I even tried to make a muzzle but her mouth just wouldnot quit And oh shit, remember Shauna?I hate to bring her up again I didn't wanna The girl I talked about when I did the dog song Yea the poster girl for Made me loose my grip And oh shit and there was Crystal The meth head she used to sniff like a fist full One time she chased me down the street with a pistol She tried to say I took her stash she bugged out andtried to kill my ass And at last we got Kim She went abroad came back and broke up with me And so I ripped up all the letters that she sent me I cried for like 3 days and it was back to my evilways Where is your boy tonight?I hope he is a gentleman Where is your boy tonight?Maybe he won't find out (x2)