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Oh my God, Aaron, look at her duckbut It's just so big, she looks like one of those scene guys' girlfriends But who understands those scene guys anyways?They only talk to her because they saw her pic on makeoutclub.com I mean, her duckbut, it's just so big I can't believe it It's just so black and out there, gross Look, she's just so emo Welcome to my record, I hope you like it I made music in my bedroom and then I miced it If you see me around at school Tell me that you thought it was kind of cool My name is Forrest and I'm tall and lanky The girls always tell me, "Homie, you so stanky."I've worn these jeans for the last four weeks I've been too busy with my rhymin' techniques So welcome to the record, I know you'll like it I brought this football so that I could spike it If you see me rhymin' and stealin'Tell me good vibes is what you feelin'My name is Jesse and I'm hot and steamy The ladies always tell me, "Jesse, you so dreamy!"I made these jeans look the way they do And I'm corporate sponsored so I do the Dew H to the (E to the) L L (O)Hello (Goodbye) on the (microphone)G double O (B B Y E)I've got no rhythm (And I can't sing)H to the (E to the) L L (O)Hello (Goodbye) on the (microphone)G double O (B B Y E)I've got no rhythm (And I can't sing)Yeah
