I Voted For Kodos - Broken wing

Well there once was a bird named Sammy Who had a yellow head You might say this bird is crazy Why can't he fly straight ahead? Well, he never seems to know Exactly where he will go Is he smashed or smoking hash? I don't know, but he sure crashed How can he be flying When his right and left wings Aren't compromising Not deciding where to go Is his head in the gutter? Both wings are the same A bunch of light weight feathers With a hollow bone as a frame Well they're easily replaced Sammy sheds but he hasn't changed He's not making much progress The snail's having more success How can he be flying When his right and left wings Aren't compromising Not deciding where to go Why, does he, try to fly? Why don't he just die? How can he be flying When his right and left wings Aren't compromising Not deciding where to go