Ian Dury - Backmail Man

Im and Irish cripple, a Scottish jew Im the blackmail man A raspberry ripple, a buckle-my-shoe Im the blackmail man Im a dead fish coon, a pikey Greek Im the blackmail man A silvery spoon, a bubble and squeak Im the blackmail man Well, im the blackmail man and I know what you do Every one of you, im the blackmail man You make me sick, make me Tom and Dick Im the blackmail man Blackmail man Im a Paki, Chink a half-cocked ponce Im the blackmail man A tiddly -wink, a Charlie Ronce Im a no socks tramp, a cavalier drunk Im the blackmail man A paraffin lamp, an elephants trunk Im the blackmail man Im the blackmail man and I know what you do Every one of you, blackmail man I hate yoru guts, your Newington Butts Im the blackmail man Hampton wick, Parrafin lamp Fraiser and Nash, Pony and trap Blackmail man Up you harris, in your mince Hamptons dont leave fingerprints I am the blackmail man