Ian Dury - Blackmail Man

I'm an Irish cripple, a Scottish Jew, I'm the blackmail man
A raspberry ripple, a buckle my shoe, I'm the blackmail man
I'm a dead fish coon, a pikey Greek, I'm the blackmail man
A silvery spoon, a bubble and squeak, I'm the blackmail man.

Well, I'm the blackmail man and I know what you do
Every one of you, I'm the blackmail man
You make me sick, make me Tom and Dick
Put the black on you, I'm the blackmail man
Blackmail man.

I'm a Paki, Chink, a half-cocked ponce, I'm the blackmail man
A tiddly-wink, a Charlie Ronce, I'm the blackmail man
I'm a nonced old tramp, a bent-up drunk, I'm the blackmail man
A paraffin lamp, an elephant's trunk, I'm the blackmail man.

I'm the blackmail man and I think you stink
You pen and ink, blackmail man
I hate your guts, your Newington Butts
I'll put the black on you, I'm the blackmail man

Hampton wick, Parrafin lamp Fraiser and Nash, Pony and trap
Blackmail man
Up you harris, in your mince Hamptons dont leave fingerprints
I am the blackmail man.

I'm the blackmail man and I think you stink
You pen and ink, I'm the blackmail man
I hate your guts, doing
I put the black on you, I'm the blackmail man.