Ian Dury: Mash it up Harry

Hes got his little Y-fronts and his got his little vest Hes got his little parting in his hair Hes got his little trousers and hes got his little shoes And he wants a bit of Wembley up you-know-where Hes got his little jacket and hes got his little shirt Hes got his little notif on his tie Hes got his little raincoat and hes got his little hat And he wants a bit of Wenbley up his I yi yi Dont call Harry a human potato, dont call Harry a spud Dont call Harry a walking King Edward, Harrys made of flesh and blood Hes got his little office and hes got his little chair Hes got his little cactus in its pot Hes got his little memos and hes got his little job And he wants a bit of Wembley up his you-know-what Hes got his little pension and hes got his little plan Hes got his little policy in hand Hes got his little lap-top and hes got his little pen And wants a bit of Wembley up his Rio Grande Dont call Harry a human potato, dont fry Harry Tonight Dont give Harry a chip on his shoulder, Harrys doing alright Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry Hes got his little morgage and hes got his little lounge Hes got his little bit of England to defend Hes got his little telly and hes got his little phone And he wants a bit of Wembley up his Ponders End Hes got his little garden and hes got his little shed Hes got his little mower on the grass Hes got his little garage and hes got his little car And he wants a bit of Wembley up his Khyber Pass Dont call Harry a human Potato, dont roast him on a spike I think Harrys a real Golden Wonder, let Harry be the spud you like Dont call Harry a human potato, dont call Harry a spud Dont call Harry a walking King Edward, Harrys made of flesh and blood Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry Were on our way to Wembley, were on the Wembley Way Were on our way to Wembley, were on the Wembley Way Were on our way to Wembley, were on the Wembley Way Were on our way to Wembley, were on the Wembley Way Were on our way to Wembley, were on the Wembley Way Were on our way to Wembley, were on the Wembley Way Were on our way to Wembley, were on the Wembley Way Were on our way to Wembley, were on the Wembley Way....