Ian Dury: Your Horoscope

As a person you're warm and reliable
This will always stand you in good stead
Your star is in the Ascendant at the moment
This could mean you will receive a large amount of bread
Your friends will remain fiercely loyal in stormy times
Your the kind of spirit who likes to think ahead
You're going on a journey to far off sunny climes
Your lucky flower is in bloom, your lucky colour's red

Sealed with a kiss in a blue envelope
Delivered with pleasure is your horoscope
Horoscope
Horoscope

Some changes are occurring in the next few weeks
A long-standing problem will be sorted out at last
Don't expect miracles, but look on the bright side
When you're in a hurry nothing happens fast
Stand by your beliefs because your star is genuine
Look towards the future, don't dwell on the past
Your animal's the elephant, your lucky bird's the penguin
And while you wish upon a star your universe is vast

Don't be afraid of the slippery slope
There's a new day tomorrow in your horoscope
Horoscope
Horoscope

It's time to embark on a dreamt about project
Throw caution to the winds and build that sailing boat
Answer that letter, it means so much to hear from you
Mum's kept every word you ever wrote
Always keep your own counsel in matters of the heart
But don't despair when the love sign seems remote
In a matter of moments life can make a new start
Though your heart feels like sinking, keep your spirit afloat

When things can ensue from a glimmer of hope
You can steer by the stars in your horoscope

Don't be afraid of the slippery slope
There's a new day tomorrow in your horoscope

Sealed with a kiss in a blue envelope
Delivered with pleasure is your horoscope
Horoscope
Horoscope