Tekst piosenki
I paint my face every year all daythe 31st aint nothin to me, another holidayall of a sudden face paintins in style And Ive been doin ever since Gilligans Island was onbut try to live all year thoughtry pickin up a chick when your painted up like a wierdoim 68 years old I still trick or treatyou think I care? shit Im trying to find somethin to eatand tell your old ladies to keep your pennysif it aint above a quarter, dont even botherim sick of these little kids to I know you did itput a brick in your bag and hit me in the head with itand then they take my candy and disslook what I got from the fat guy painted like kiss!all year Im a psycho uh huh I seebut every halloween, you wanna be me!Theyyyyyyyyyevery halloweenthey want to be meeetheyyyyyyyyyevery halloweenthey want to be meee A gorila, a buffer fish and a bag ladyall made love and had a little babyand supposedly Im the onebut at this point thats only purely speculationon halloween people smile at methe rest of the year, they dial the policethey kick me off there lawn and shoot me off there carsbut on halloween there giving me candy barstrick or treat its 5:30 in the morningim still out..im standing on your lawnand Im lookin through your window*tap tap* I see a gummy bear on the table, ya gonna eat that?my paint dont come off, and if it didyou think Im scary now, shiiit I look like frankenstein thats been slaped with uglyyet children hug me on halloween Theyyyyyyyyyevery halloweenthey want to be meeetheyyyyyyyyyevery halloweenthey want to be meee3 6 4 people hate my gutson halloween though, they wanna ride my nutsthey dress up as monsters, freaks, and clownsand pass jelly bears, goobers, and suckers aroundthey next day when I try to trick or treatits get off the porch or Ill call the cops you freak I dont understand you people but thats ok Ill see you all next time you try to be Violent JTheyyyyyyyyyevery halloweenthey want to be meeetheyyyyyyyyyevery halloweenthey want to be meeetheyyyyyyyyyevery halloweenthey want to be meeetheyyyyyyyyyevery halloweenthey want to be meee(well I dont care)(well I dont care)(well I dont care)(well I dont care)
