ICP: Fat sweaty Betty

Why dont you go into the next room and start getting undressed?Whats your pleasure?[1st Verse- Violent J]Fat Sweaty Betty, the bitch aint nothing newHer moms used to babysat me back when we was twoWed go to the playground and to the skating rinkAnd wed go under the bleachers and shed let me hit the stank, well uhShe moved across town and never came backUntil the other day, I seen her at the Chicken ShackShe said her name was Betty, I cant believe this shitThe sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty beeitchShe said, Hey, J, tell me how youve been?She had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chinI told her, Hold still, and flicked it off her face and said,Betty, oh, Betty, what you say we leave this place?I took her back to the crib and hit it all nightI let my fingers run across the rip of celluliteEWW! It was nasty, but I dont let it bother meShe rolled over, fucking knocked the wind out of meI couldnt breathe, she wouldnt stop, Im almost deadI took the lamp, and bust it on her fucking headWe got dressed, I gave her a little kiss goodbyeFat Sweaty Betty, My fat sweaty pumpkin pie[Chorus]Fat Sweaty BettyTell me when youre ready [x2][2nd Verse- Shaggy 2 Dope]Big fat slop of shit people call BettyFlabs of fat on her back, her neck...sweatyBoogers running down her nose all over her lipsCant tell the difference from her titties to her hipsBut fuck all that, cuz I wanna see the nedenI had to see the cat, the cheesey cheena chedenRode my bike to her house, Hey yo, Betty lemme inIm packing some snack cakes, bitch lemme in.I can hear her coming down the stairsShe opened up the door in her motherfucking underwearsUUGGHH!! Shit, fuck that Im turning backBut no, the door shut, and shes going for the cake snacksI said, Relax, hoe, Im here, Im bu-si-nessyou can have the candy, first you gotta wait a bitI need a favor, come on, Betty, drop them drawls.AHH!! I knew it, Betty had ballsOh, no, here comes that assFrom the top of the dresser with the yokazuna splashI wish I never came, oh boy do I wishSee Fat Sweaty Betty, the sweaty fat bitch[Chorus][Violent J](Fat Sweaty Betty)I know you like spaghettiI know you like spaghettiSo tell me when youre ready, baby(Fat Sweaty Betty)Tell me when youre readyTell me when youre ready for a cheeseburger, pizza pie, TV dinner, chicken baby(Fat Sweaty Betty)I gets it all, I gets it all for ya, babyI work at Farmer Jack on the dinner floor, baby(Fat Sweaty Betty)I bring it home, I cook it in a microwaveI feeds it to ya, just let me get some stanky skins(Fat Sweaty Betty)Cuz I dont care, I wanna hit the celluliteI hit the cellulite for a turkey meal delight(Fat Sweaty Betty)Cuz I dont care, you know Im not afraid to cookTake off your shoes and let me lick your dirty foot(Fat Sweaty Betty)Ill rub you down, Ill rub you down the right wayI hear a buzzer, apple pies in the microwave(Fat Sweaty Betty)I work at Farmer Jack, I work at A & PAnd yes I do, my heavy baby wanna be with me(Fat Sweaty Betty)Ya wanna be with me, ya wanna be with meYa want some chilli cheese fries in a ???(Fat Sweaty Betty)You gotta wait, wait till the time is rightLet me count the purple bubbles in your cellulite(Fat Sweaty Betty)You want some Burger King, you want some Hungry JackYou want some jelly beans, you want a scooby snack(Fat Sweaty Betty)You want some Dominoes, you want a Milky WayYou gotta kick it to the sugar daddy Violent J(Fat Sweaty Betty)You want some Lucky Charms, you want some mashed potatoesLet me hit the skins now and Ill feed you later(Fat Sweaty Betty)Because I know, I know you want a LunchableSomething crunchable, something munchable(Fat Sweaty Betty)How bout some Taco Bell, how bout a pizza sliceHow bout some chicken fingers and a bowl of Minute Rice(Fat Sweaty Betty)