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Welcome to another exciting episode of Del Rays number onegame show, The Jokers Wild! Shaggy, tell us something abouttonights contestants.Hey, motherfuckers Get ready for the killer show of this bitch We gotta cop, we gotta judge, and we gotta redneck So step the fuck up and play the Jokers Wild![Violent J]Woohoo!Everybody smile Guess whos back on your underground dial (who?)Its the game show host with the most (Violent J)And tonight we finna have a little pig roast Cop copper, its been a long while Lace up your boots and come on down the aisle Mr. Pig-Man packing that steel But tonight, you aint shit, now spin the fuckin wheel Looks good, nice try Now lets see just how ya gonna die?Lucky, lucky, he landed on Carpenter Jed He just pounds nails in your forehead The pig got lucky that time But lets take a look whos next down the line Oh, the 43rd District judge Hey pal, remember me You threw me in jail Take a spin or Ill snap your neck The clickers landed, let me check The Jokey, hey it aint bad at all We just cut your face off and slap your skull Whos next for the games and fun?Hillbilly Earl, come on down, run The redneck that sicked his dog on me Now thats gonna cost you a spin, buddy Spin around and around it goes Staple your lips shut, cut off your toes Then I throw your corpse on top of the pile Anything goes on the Jokers Wild Tell me who killed 17 people and later ate their dead bodies?Jeffrey Dahmer.No, the correct answer would be your mother. Shaggs?Aww, shit, motherfuckers Get ready for round two of this bitch So, if you want your fucking neckbone chopped Step the fuck up and play the Jokers Wild![Violent J]You like big money and prizes, dont ya Youd probably kill for a big prize, wont ya Ya little bitch, its your turn to spin Free money, now spin again Oh goody, the unzip your drawers Im finna clip this chain on your balls Raise ya upside down for the bang bada Now we bust your head like a pinata (hey!)The audience loves that shit Listen to em cheer when your forehead splits Wait! Cut to a break, oh shit, d-damn ah We got guts on the camera The Jokers Wild is brought to you by...Faygo EVERYBODY SING!!Send your momma straight up to the store, tell that bitch to bring home a Faygo[Violent J]Welcome back to the Carnival Show Heres your chance for the big money cash flow Hit your buzzer, pull your lever Joker, joker, lemon, we sever your head Pick a door, one, two, or three Its the same behind every door, me Theres no escape, now gimme that bald head The crowd cant help, look, theyre all dead At home they just watching your doom We broadcast from hell to your living room I ripped off his knuckle, wicked clown style Anything goes on the Jokers Wild Its time to play hit or miss. Contestant number one, open yourmouth. Contestant number two, get ready. Will he hit or miss....HE HIT! Whats next?We got money, we got cash, we got prizes We got blood, we got guts We got naked dead bitches on the Jokers Wild[Violent J]I got my yellow suit and my purple tie Somebodys gonna die, oh my Its Mr. Thompson, my next door neighbor Always bitchin, yellin from the kitchen Window, see he died and he went to hell though We meet again, I got my own game show Spin the wheel, cuz I just cant fuck around BONUS ROUND!Oh shit, the end of the game Bonus round, we goin out with a bang You gotta chance for money and prizes You gotta chance at death, too hahah So get ready, Im coming atcha fast Your chance for freedom at last Four questions, so are you ready, Jack?Uh, I think so, load the gat The cop in here?Eats butt.Yes. The square root of two?Uhhh...Correct. Nutsacs dont belong in?Butt cracks Right. Richboys eat?Caviar.No, the correct answers bullets. [gunshots]Oh geez, this is Bink Chipperwink saying so long till next week folks See ya later, goodbye Thats it, go home (aww!)
