ICP - The neden game

Lets meet contestant number one Hes a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown Who says, woman love his sexy smile Lets find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, whats your question?Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever So lets say you were to come over to my parents house And have dinner with me and my family Tell me what you would do to make That first impression really stick[Violent J]Lets see, uh, well, Id have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it Id probably just show up naked like I always do And lick your momma in the eye and tell her, FUCK YOU!!!Hurry up bitch, Im hungry, I smell spaghetti Id pinch her loopy ass and tell her, Get the food ready!Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed Id have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!Its dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother Im steady staring at your sister, Ill tell you this You know for only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will try to jump again And only this time, Id put the forty to his chin After you mom does the dishes and the silverware Id dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear Now, lets me contestant number two Hes a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him stretch nuts Sharon, lets hear your question I like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know?[Shaggy 2 Dope]First thing, I could never love you You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!But if I did, Id probably show you that I care By taking all these other motherfuckers outta here Id go through your phone book and whack em all And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw (what?!)Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay Id be blowing fucking nuggets off all day Id grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face Id sing love songs to you, the best I can Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!When we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say, Im just playin As you spit it all out, Id rub your back And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!Well it sounds like contestant number two Is just over-flowing with sensativity, Sharon Its a touch choice so far Sharon, lets have your last question and See which one is going to win the rights to your neden Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at thesame time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what wouldyour pick up line be? Well, whoevers the smoothest wins![Violent J]Okay, first Id slide up to the bar And tell you that I cant believe how fucking fat you are Id tell that I like the way you make your titties shake And if you lost a little weight, youd look like Rickie Lake![Shaggy 2 Dope]Fuck that, youd be jocking me quick Id order you a drink and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in the crowded place Id simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face[Violent J]Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, thatll get her Tell her thats she fat, yeah, thatll work even better Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap Shit, you dont want contestant number two Hes mad-whack[Violent J]I walk into a bar and there he was Standing up on a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!