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A ninja is the branch of the Japenese samurai. A very oldorginization. It's origins are hundreds of years old. Muchof its history's been lost. Not many ninjas exist today, yetthey all have imdominal fighting skills as a part of Ninjitsu.No matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die."Ninja's possess superior skills of Ninjitsu, motherfucker Ninja's have imdominal fighting skills I'm ninja, a ninjer, a motherfucking ninja Damn, I wish I could be a shogun samurai So I can swing a sword and make necks fly I'd go to school and ninja crawl through the halls Then I'd jump out and stab bitches in the balls Cuz I remember these kids from the playground Everybody'd hang around, we were all down But then we grew up and everybody turned away And now they dissin me, yellin "Fuck Nerdy J"Its sad to think of how it changed as I got older As I sit and draw a ninja on my folder, uh What I would do if I only had a ninja sword You'd see blood start flingin on the chalk board I'd tell the whole class nobody move a jiggle First one to do, I'll make your fuckin neck wiggle Everyone would start jockin, the news would take my picture Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it(2x)After I was killing all the yuppie fucks All the poor kids would come and swing from my nuts And I would walk home feeling like a samurai I'd walk in the house and see my momma cry I'd ask why, she'd point to my drunk pops He tried to hit her again but that shit stops I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break I throw a roundhouse and knock his beard off his face I'd tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass Why don't you pick it all up and stick it in your ass?"I watch him do it, now hurry up, you take forever When he was done, I'd squeeze his butt cheeks together Now get the fuck out my house, never come back I throw a Chinese star and stick him in his ass crack (aaahhh!!!)I turn to my mother, "I'm sorry that he hit ya"Damn, I wish I could be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it(2x)If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead But I still gotta go to work and pay the rent I flip french fries for two twenty-five Mr. Donny works here, he's fuckin forty-five But he think he the shit cuz he the boss I guess he don't know that his life is a loss I walk in, about 5 minutes late Cuz I was trying to clean the blood off my ninja blade But Mr. Donny wanna try and get up in my face Screaming at me, sweatin over this place Mad cuz I'm late, he's no better than me Just another bitch working for next to free I thought about taking my ninja steel And cuttin up his body and fry him on the grill But he's too fuckin whack and I can kill this bitch And I don't even need to be a ninja Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it(7x)Yeah, yeah, I'm a ninja, yeah FUCK THAT!! I'M A WICKED CLOWN, BITCH!!!!!
