Jay-Z: Points of authority

vs. Linkin Park If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you sonI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneHit meGot MikeHe's got the rap patrol on the gat patrolFoes that wanna make sure his casket's closedRap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"He's from the hood stupid what type of facts are thoseIf you grew up with holes in your zapitosYou'd celebrate the minute you was havin doeSo fuck critics you can kiss our whole assholeIf you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forwardGot beef with radio if we don't play they showThey don't play out hits well we don't give a shit SOAll these mags try and use our assSo advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckersI don't know what you take us asor understand the intellegence that Jay-Z hasI'm from rags to ritches nigga we ain't dumbI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneHit me99 Problems but a bitch ain't oneIf you havin girl problems i feel bad for you sonI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneThe year is '94 and in my trunk is rawIn my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin lawI got two choices yall pull over the car orBounce on the devil put the pedal to the floorNow i ain't tryin to see no highway chase with jakePlus i got a few dollars i can fight the caseSo i...pull over to the side of the roadAnd i heard "Son do you know why i'm stoppin you for?"Cause i'm young and i'm black and my hats real lowDo i look like a mind reader sir, i don't knowAm i under arrest or should i guess some mo?"Well you was doin fifty five in a fifty four""Liscense and regestration and step out of the car""Are you carryin a weapon on you i know alot of you are"I ain't steppin out of shit all my papers legit"Do you mind if i look round the car a little bit?"Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the backAnd i know my rights so you gon' need a warrent for that"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something?""Or somebody important or somethin?"Nah i ain't pass the bar but i know a little bitEnough that you won't illegally search my shit"Well see how smart you are when the K-9's come"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneHit me99 Problems but a bitch ain't oneIf you havin girl problems i feel bad for you sonI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneHit me99 Problems but a bitch ain't oneIf you havin girl problems i feel bad for you sonI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneHit me99 Problems but a bitch ain't oneIf you havin girl problems i feel bad for you sonI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneNow once upon a time not too long agoA nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoeThis is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussyBut a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push meI tried to inore him and talk to the LordPray for him, cause some fools just love to performYou know the type loud as a motor bikeBut wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fightThe only thing that's gonna happen is i'mma get to clappinHe and his boys gon be yappin to the captainAnd there i go traped in the kit kat againBack through the system with the riff raff againFiends on the floor scratchin againPaparatzi's with they cameras snappin themD.A. tred to give the nigga the shaft againHalf-a-mil for bail cause i'm AfricanAll because ths fool was horrasin themTryin to play the boy like hes saccarinBut ain't nothin sweet 'bout how i hold my gunI got 99 problems but this bitch ain't one99 Problems but a bitch ain't oneIf you havin girl problems i feel bad for you sonI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneHit me99 Problems but a bitch ain't oneIf you havin girl problems i feel bad for you sonI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneHit meshut up when I'm talking to youshut up, shut up, shut upshut up when I'm talking to youshut up, shut up, shut upI'm about to BREAKEverything you say to meI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneHit meI need a little room to breatheI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneHit meEverything you say to meI got 99 problems but a bitch ain't oneHit meI need a little room to breatheI got 99 problemsAnd I'm about toBreak