Tekst piosenki
Once again yeah, make way for the S.O.V
(verse 1)
Bring out the bucket, bring out the cloth, bring out the liquid, bring out the lot, if not, lets roll her to a carwash (roll, roll)
Now washing you'd be like washin a goth, all that black lipstick round their gobs, how the fuck do we get it off? I think this is gonna be a very hard job.
How did ya get a tan like that in winter, you ran off to Boots and got a box of tinter, di'n't ya?
See, you've still got orange fingers!
(hook)
What network are you on? ORANGE!
Colour of your bath water? ORANGE!
Your favourite fruit must be an orange!
Bitch, did you know your orange?
What network are you on? ORANGE!
Colour of your bath water? ORANGE!
Your favourite fruit must be an orange!
Bitch, did you know your orange?
Slap, bang, goes on the fake tan, bitch you look like the tango man (boogie boogie boo) do the tango (boogie boogie boo) do the tango. Slap, bang, goes on the fake tan, bitch you look like the tango man (boogie boogie boo) do the tango (boogie boogie boo) do the tango.
(verse 2)
(It's all gone wrong salon)
Your clothes keep ripping, you're the female incredible hulk,
You've got a broken bra, a broken top, a broken thong and a broken coat, you've been wearing that same old jacket since you was in year 8 and it smells like you urinate on it, bitch, that ain't great,
You tried to be Christina so you died your hair black, but really you look like the ''Vicar of Dibley'' (what?!) on crack!
Now, step back and just face the facts, you don't like the fact I get facety on wax, anyways talkin about wax, look at your face, girl relax!
(hook)
What network are you on? ORANGE!
Colour of your bath water? ORANGE!
Your favourite fruit must be an orange!
Bitch, did you know your orange?
What network are you on? ORANGE!
Colour of your bath water? ORANGE!
Your favourite fruit must be an orange!
Bitch, did you know your orange?
Slap, bang, goes on the fake tan, bitch you look like the tango man (boogie boogie boo) do the tango (boogie boogie boo) do the tango. Slap, bang, goes on the fake tan, bitch you look like the tango man (boogie boogie boo) do the tango (boogie boogie boo) do the tango.
(verse 3)
Why not fling her on the window sill as a pumpkin, when it's approaching hallowe'en, or on your English breakfast place her next to the bacon she could be the beans, and you always know where she's been, and you always know when she's had a pee, 'cause the toilet seat ain't clean (look at the toilet seat!), the toilet seat has an orange sheen (ching!)
Bring out the detergent, scrub that oompa loompa, it's urgent, haven't you seen her face? It's disturbing, how much fake tan are you squirting? Eurgh, it's hurting my eyes, it's actually starting to look like the sunrise and your fake tan's so ming you are attracting flies!
(hook)
What network are you on? ORANGE!
Colour of your bath water? ORANGE!
Your favourite fruit must be an orange!
Bitch, did you know your orange?
What network are you on? ORANGE!
Colour of your bath water? ORANGE!
Your favourite fruit must be an orange!
Bitch, did you know your orange?
Slap, bang, goes on the fake tan, bitch you look like the tango man (boogie boogie boo) do the tango (boogie boogie boo) do the tango. Slap, bang, goes on the fake tan, bitch you look like the tango man (boogie boogie boo) do the tango (boogie boogie boo) do the tango. Slap, bang, goes on the fake tan, bitch you look like the tango man (boogie boogie boo) do the tango (boogie boogie boo) do the tango. Slap, bang, goes on the fake tan, bitch you look like the tango man (boogie boogie boo) do the tango (boogie boogie boo) do the tango.
(spoken)
You got tangoed! And you know the worst thing... You done it yourself!
