Mc Chris - Hesh Wedding Rap

Remember way back when I was smokin crack
You were workin that corner sellin that ass
And I took that rusty pipe and gave your head that gash
Then took all your cash and spent it on smack
I feel bad about that not really but ya
That and the time I made you shave your cat
Oh and the time I said your ass looked fat
Or when I played the back nine while you were takin a nap
As a matter of fact I've been a down right jerk
Stealin cash out your purse but that ain't the worst
Can't believe I'm they guy that filled your eye with *scratch scratch*
We went to the ER and I hit on the nurse
Now we're here in the church to make it official
I love you you bitch your a mother fuckin pistol
Your very hard nipples are worth every wolf whistle
Now say I do your mouth's got a date with my missile.