Mickey's Bitch - Office Warfare

I went to see the boss
He had a long beard
And the cleaner
She uses evil polish
On the way to
The photocopier
My head fell off
Two copies and no staple

Office Warfare!
And you're late

The new girl came in today
She was wearing a short skirt
She's got a job on reception
Think I might ask her out on a date
To dinner
Or maybe just a fag break
Or maybe to the pub
To explore our love

Office Warfare!
And you're late.