Neurotic Outsiders - Union

Tell me mirror mirror on the wall Who's the sickest Sex Pistol of them all? Is it Johnny Rotten? I don't know, I'd really like to ask him But he drives me up the wall. Now take old Sidney Viscious He's a clown He'd turn his mother in for less than half a crown. But I wish I had a union I wish I had a union Take my mate ol' Cookie He's off his head Just give him his daily reader and a pint of what you dread. Now here comes Stevie Jonesie He's a slag, he loves to get his knob sucked Wrapped in a Union Jack. But I wish I had a union I wish I had a union I wish I had a union I wish I had a union Never trust the hippy, they killed Bambie We gave a little filth and fury For all you mugs to see. There's nothing like the real thing So they say, Just like that creepy cockroach will never go away. But I wish I had a union I wish I had a union I wish I had a union I wish I had a union