Nirvana - Floyed the barber

Hello Cobain come on in Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down in the chair don't be afraid Steaming hot towel on my face I was shaved I was shamed I was shaved Barney ties me to the chair I can't see I'm really scared Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip Pee-Pee pressed against my lips I was shaved I was shamed I was shaved Floyd lets others in the room Opie, Aunt Bea I presume They take turns and cut me up I die smothered in Aunt Bee's muff...I was shamed I was shamed I was shaved