Oblivion - Grandma neusbaum

I'm not an actor but I play one on tv. You think we don't see eye to eye well girl I disagree. I never thought I'd see the day when I'd go blind but then I never thought I'd think another thought about the thicket that thrives underneath my thighs. Whoa Nellie I am what I am and you are what you eat. You say I act like a fish out of water as you eat Chicken of the Sea. You dont believe me when I say that I tell lies so I seldom sing a solitary song saying something certain or insinuating some sort of side, shape or size. Whoa Nellie. I never said that I could speak. You just assumed that I could and I would but I wont cause I can't and you can't make me laugh like Van Damme but you never heard it from me. I don't want you to want me and I don't want my MTV. I don't want to here any small talk from a girl that's 4'3". It takes a big man to admit he's over weight and that's beautiful. Whoa Nellie.