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I saw a sign by a pay phone
It said get in line so I did

The nice cars they drive by fast
Sucking up many gallons of gas
I wish I had a few

In the alley with a box for two
Flashbacks to my old room
Yea I'm sorry about the mess

I think we have a better chance
Rob the place but clean up the mess

The big stars that crash cars and get paid
To say lines and pay fines and get laid
I don't have to look to see that
That place isn't me

Th guitars the money the big shots
Bad cops and charities go by

In the alley with a box for two