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Do Not Think It Hurts Me Bad It Doesn't Hurt Me None It Does Not Mean Anything I'm Fondling This Gun.And I Don't Hurt That Bad And I Don't Miss You I Don't Eat Alone Wishing I Was Eating With Two.It's Like a Sad Movie They Always Get High Ratings In Fact I Feel Like Celebrating I Feel Like Celebrating.And Do Not Think I Ever Thought That This Would Really Work It Was Just Sort of a Casual Thing Like Trying On a Shirt.I Don't Sit Home Alone and Stare At Your Picture Wishing That You Were Still There I Never Get Lonely In Fact I'm Probably Masturbating In Fact I Feel Like Celebrating I Feel Like Celebrating.Oh Goody! Oh Joy! I'm Finally Free!I no Longer Have to Sit Through Your Mother's Casserole Recipes Oh Joy! Glee! I'm Finally Free!
