Salty Onion - Alcoholiday

Had three shots before I came in the door,
Sucked down fourteen beers, and I want more.
Tossed a fifth o' booze in the back of car,
Had three more shots when I sat down at the bar.

Prechorus: It's not Labor Day,
It's not Veterans Day,
It's not Memorial Day,
And it's ain't Yom Kippur

Chorus: Fuck School, Alcoholiday
Fuck Work, Alcoholiday
Fuck You, Alcoholiday

Dranka bottle of wine to break in the day.
Drank a little more, now I can' even pay.
I like to get boozed up before I go to class,
Tell that pretty teacher she can kiss my ass.

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