Tekst piosenki
Ho Ho Ho woke up this morning with a scary feeling Realized it was November first Christmas oh my god its nearing What am I to do I said Then I covered up my head Prayed for sleep for two more months intill this holy mess is over Wasn't that lucky I turned on the TV Beanie Babies on the news Biggest selling gift this year What's a tired Jew to do? So TV off, Try to escape, Called my Friend from Silver lake Said to meet on Fairfax for some some coffee and a cougal Talk about our fear and dread of tinsel lights and parties Suddenly like a bad dream Fairfax was transformed into a holiday paradise everywhere was Hanukah Shiny Sparkly blue and white isn't this a little soon I got up quick ran to the mall Before my pain got any worse What a stupid thing to do I'm a sitting duck in Santa's zoo Suddenly I couldnt walk I couldnt breath I couldnt move Children running everywhere Screaming tis this season Merry Christmas Merry Christmas But I think Ill miss this one this year Merry Christmas Merry Christmas But I think Ill miss this one this year Merry Christmas Merry Christmas But I think Ill miss this one this year Merry Christmas Merry Christmas But I think Ill miss this one this year December first the pains have gone Thought about Adams Hanukah song He forgot to mention me Thats ok his song was better Photograph on Santa's lap Now over my fear of shopping Bought gifts for all my goiant friends One for each, not eight Sorting cards from all my friends Sweet of them to take the time One pile for all the Christmas cards from friends who just dont get it yet Hanukkah day on overload I just cannot stop eating I have so many lackey that my tush is going to explode All I walk it off and so I walk to the Kabala Center just to kill some time I thought I spotted Madonna Christmas Day Hanukkahs done Woke up feeling funny Maybe its cuz I lost half my hair and I have spent all of my money Whats a Jew to do today? LA is a ghost town Looks just like another year of movies and Chinese food Then suddenly I laughed and laughed and caught on to that was happening Christmas magic brought this tale to a very happy ending Merry Christmas Merry Christmas I couldnt miss this one this year Merry Christmas Merry Christmas But I couldnt miss this one this year Merry Christmas Merry Christmas But I couldnt miss this one this year Merry Christmas Merry Christmas But I couldnt miss this one this year
