Shaggy: Why me lord

Early Sunday morning in the spring of 96 Chilling on the couch watching the bulls against the knicks My honey marches in and ask if I think I'm slick It seem she found my shirt with lipstick I thought I could explain but then my story wouldn't stick Incriminating pictures show me some other chicks It happened once before and she was tired of the tricks She ask me if I can spell the word evict [chorus] Why me lord situation looking kinda bad Why me lord I lost the best girl I ever had Why me lord I'm homeless and I'm feeling kinda sad Why me why me why me why me Why me lord how you member massa god so quick Why me lord when trouble tek you pickney shirt a fit Why me lord is just because you don't know when to quit Why me why me why me why me [verse 2] Just the other day when I was rolling with my crew Made a little flex around by flatbush avenue Calling to some honeys and sipping on my brew That's when I saw the boys in blue Pulled us to the side why I don't even have a clue Looking for a reason and they finally found a few A case of ammunition and a loaded thirty two I can't believe what I'm going through [chorus] Why me lord here I am I gotta face the time Why me lord though the evidence ain't even mine Why me lord I swear I ain't guilty of the crime Why me why me why me why me Why me lord how you member massa god so quick Why me lord when trouble tek you pickney shirt a fit Why me lord is just because you don't know when to quit Why me why me why me why me [bridge] Take heed never take advantage of the thing you need Never let yourself be over come by greed Walk the straight and narrow and you shall succeed Get you act up to speed And try no matter what it takes to give a next man a blye Everybody else deserve a piece a the pie Honesty the best policy no sell no samfie You no need fi wonder why [chorus]