Shel Silverstein - Yes Mr. Rogers

Yes, Mr Rogers, I am living in sin with your daughter.
No, Mr Rogers, we do not have separate rooms.
Mr Rogers, I guess you could use one more scotch and water.
Gee, Mr Rogers, do you have to be leaving so soon?

No, Mr Rogers, I ain't found work, but I'm looking.
I'm sure, Mr Rogers, you must have heard times are tight.
Yes, Mr Rogers, she works and I do the cookin'.
No, Mr Rogers, I won't step outside and fight.

I hope that Mrs Rogers' cold gets better
Maybe she could phone some time
Or write her daughter a letter.
No, Mr Rogers, but thanks a lot for the offer.
If she wanted a ring, I think I could buy one myself
But you see, we're both pleased
With the plain string of beads that I got her.
So you see, Mr Rogers, your daughter ain't goin' to hell.

Yes, Mr Rogers, I am living in sin with your daughter.
No, Mr Rogers, we don't have separate rooms.
Mr Rogers, I guess you could use one more scotch and water.
Gee, Mr Rogers, do you have to be leaving so soon?

Gee, Mr Rogers, do you have to be leaving so soon?