Shelby Sifers - Start Taking Naps

i'm a faker at best
in front of you feminists
all my scars just wash off
i'm a terrible activist
i hate rodeos too
won't eat beef for the life of me
i think gays should get married
but married life ain't the life for me
i am undeclared in most things
in religion and orientation and undergraduate degrees
and you've got a chip on your shoulder,
i keep salsa in my lap
you should stop acting grumpy
and start taking naps
because that's what we all did
and we turned out alright.
we like our music loud,
and our pants tight
alright, alright, alright