Skillz: Skillz V. Shaqwan

(Skillz as 'Shaqwan') + (girl)
You 'bout to bounce, you goin to work? (mm-hmm)
Aight, well, y'knahmsayin, I-I'll talk..
What - what is that, what what the fuck is this?
(Man you know I listen to this every mornin 'fore I go to work)
Man I hate that nigga man, you always listen to that nigga man
Fuck him (man why you trippin, you know we just friends)
Yeah whatever, you always say that shit
A-aight whatever, I'll just talk to you when you get off the nuts
(Man that's fine, and don't be goin through my shit either)
Aight, Mad Skillz, 6-4-7 {*dialing phone*} 2-oh-...

(Q) - Skillz as Shaqwan
(S) - Skillz as Skillz

(Q) Hello, can I speak to Skillz?
(S) Speakin
(Q) Yo I got a problem with you fool
(S) Yo who is this?
(Q) Man we beefin
(S) What?
(Q) Fool don't front like you some kind of fuckin star
(Q) I 'member back in the days when you had that lil' green car
(S) Yeah I had a green car, you know why? I like cash
(S) I still got it, matter of fact man you can kiss my ass
(S) Who the hell is this?
(Q) Don't worry about it
(S) Stop playin 'Twan
(Q) Fool this ain't no 'Twan
(S) Who is this?
(Q) Man this Shaqwan
(S) What?
(Q) You don't 'member me, from East-end Richmond?
(S) Nah
(Q) I used to bar with you nigga when you was livin 'round Whitman
(S) You know what? I don't know you for real!
(Q) Oh see that's how y'all get when y'all get a lil' muh'fuckin record deal
(Q) Man I'm sick of you, I'm sick of your crew
(Q) You ain't representin, I coulda did better than you
(S) You know what? I meet niggaz like you e'ryday
(S) But when y'all see me out, y'all don't have shit to say
(Q) I mean y'all niggaz aight, but you ain't fuckin with me
(Q) That goes for you, Danja Mowf, and what's that other nigga name?
(S) Lonnie B?
(Q) Yeah that nigga, y'all don't get no props
(S) Yeah whatever
(Q) On the f'real f'real man, just wait 'til my shit drop
(S) Yeah I'ma wait! I ain't got options
(S) And when I hear it I'ma see Big and 'Pac ballin down Hoskins
(S) I ain't got time for this high school shit
(S) You don't wanna talk to me dawg, you wanna talk to the {*CLICK*}
{*dialtone*}
(Q) What?! This motherfucker {*redialing*}
(Q) This motherfucker man! Oh aight, okay
(S) Hello?!
(Q) Oh, you wanna hang up in nigga's grills?
(S) I'm sayin you on some real bitch shit nigga, you need to chill
(Q) See y'all rap niggaz be thinkin y'all the shit
(Q) I was with them niggaz that was {?} your lil' ass in the slip
(S) I still left with your bitch, so what you sayin?
(Q) Whatever
(S) If you don't like the coach playa hater then what's the use of you playin?
(S) You think you the first nigga to doubt me?
(S) Man I'm gettin this dough, I don't give a fuck on how you feel about me
(Q) I'm sayin, how you gon' be a real MC
(Q) You don't smoke blunts, you ain't killed nobody on your CD
(S) Talkin 'bout what you don't do is childish
(S) If I was from New York or Cali, you'd be tryin to toss my salad
(Q) NIGGA FUCK YOU~!
(S) Fuck you! What you gon' fight me?
(S) You ain't gon' do shit but see me out and talk about how you don't like me
(Q) I don't be jockin you, I'll put yo' ass under
(S) Your girl be jockin me
(Q) Shit how you figure?
(S) How you get my number?
(Q) I'm sayin, that's besides the point
(Q) Man you garbage
(S) Yeah whatever
(Q) And I ain't even buyin yo' next joint
(Q) Matter of fact, your last CD was whack
(Q) And when I see you I'ma ask for my muh'fuckin money back
(S) Oh it's like that?
(Q) Yeah
(S) You get your money back - it's comin with somethin else
(Q) Yeah what's that?
(S) 13 smacks! What the fuck you want man, I'm 'bout to pull this plug
(Q) Hold up hold up hold up - I got a demo, you think you can put me on cuz?
{*click*}