Tekst piosenki
Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends
Im trying to call all my ex-boyfriends
'cause I feel alone and I need an ex-boyfriend
To be here with me
just like my friend or more
Tonight is the night for ex-boyfriends
But I think I hate all my ex-boyfriends
Its 5 A.M., I can only call my American ex-boyfriend, theyre not too mean but they are too far for sex
Sex, sex, sex
So I leave a message to all my ex-boyfriends saying
Hey, whats up, how are you my friends? Im coming to New York soon, would you be my fuck friend?"
Youll never reply 'cause you think Im just depressed and youre right.
My ex-boyfriends
No, you dont even deserve to have your name in a crap song
So I won't say your name
Anyway, youre big enough to know
Its all about you, Its about you (4x)
The name was the number one, start with the T
He said Hey cmon, its gonna be so fun
But hes the most unfunny person I have ever met
Anyway, he was gorgeous and sweet, boring but sweet
Until the day he said, until the day he said:
Sorry baby, but except Bob Dylan we have nothing in common
Age, 26
Dumped after 2 months
Profession, liar! Liar, liar, liar
Hes such a fucking liar
We were in love, so in love, we were so in love (3x)
We were in love!
The name was the number two, start with the K
No, actually start with a C, but with the K you'd he is the coolest
I was very to leave Paris for him and be a good housewife in the middle of the concess (?)
But from one day to the other he decided it was over
For no reason, you know?
Just because its over
He was so romantic, sex was so electric
Everything was magic
But he was just a trick, just a fucking trick
Age, 33
Dumped after 3 months of dreams and tears, and tears, and tears, and tears
We were in love, so in love, we were so in love (3x)
We were in love
The name was the number 3, start with an M
The winner of the competition, the worst of them
All he does is watch t.v and do coke, drink whiskey, and scream his jealousy
He was not romantic, sex was catastrophic
He was an alcoholic, he was just pathetic
Just pathetic
Theres some that you wanna talk about, and some that you don't
Theres some that you wanna hear about, and some that you don't
I wanna hear about you guys
I wanna hear about you
cause anyway you know that its all about you
Its all about you, Its about you (3x)
all about you, all about you!
Tell me why are you gone? Youre just losers and Im alone (2x)
Again!
