Spoons - My Job

I can do all sorts of things
With my fingers and my hands
I can fix a TV set
If I want to

I can fix your poodle too
If you hold him very still
I can turn him all around
If I want to, 'cause

That is how I work
That is what I do
My Job
That is how I work
When I'm not at play
My Job

I worked hard to be a vet
And all I end up getting is
Stupid people and their pets
And their problems

I could do all sort of things
Given only half a chance
I can fix a radio
If I want to, 'cause

That is how I work
That is what I do
My Job
That is how I work
When I'm not at play
My Job

Hey
Put
Yourself
In their place!

I'd rather fix TVs
Than fuzzy little dogs
My Job
I'd be better off
If I could get around
My Job